Seinfeld Scripts - Full scripts of all 180 Seinfeld episodes!

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Here is your resource for finding exact quotes, script information, and episode play-by-plays. If you need to find specific Seinfeld script information, you’ve come to the right location. Here, we feature every single Seinfeld episode.

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Browse the scripts in aplphabetical order

Pilot (1989)
1	Good News Bad News (7/5/89)

Season 1 (1990)
2	The Stakeout (5/31/90)
3	The Robbery (6/7/90)
4	Male Unbonding (6/14/90)
5	The Stock Tip (6/21/90)

Season 2 (1991)
6	The Ex-Girlfriend (1/23/91)
7	The Pony Remark (1/30/91)
8	The Jacket (2/6/91)
9	The Phone Message (2/13/91)
10	The Apartment (4/4/91)
11	The Statue (4/11/91)
12	The Revenge (4/18/91)
13	The Heart Attack (4/25/91)
14	The Deal (5/2/91)
15	The Baby Shower (5/16/91)
16	The Chinese Restaurant (5/23/91)
17	The Busboy (6/26/91)

Season 3 (91-92)
18	The Note (9/18/91)
19	The Truth (9/25/91)
20	The Pen (10/2/91)
21	The Dog (10/9/91)
22	The Library (10/16/91)
23	The Parking Garage (10/30/91)
24	The Cafe (11/6/91)
25	The Tape (11/13/91)
26	The Nose Job (11/20/91)
27	The Stranded (11/27/91)
28	The Alternate Side (12/4/91)
29	The Red Dot (12/11/91)
30	The Subway (1/8/92)
31	The Pez Dispenser (1/15/92)
32	The Suicide (1/29/92)
33	The Fix-Up (2/5/92)
34	The Boyfriend (1) (2/12/92)
35	The Boyfriend (2) (2/12/92)
36	The Limo (2/26/92)
37	The Good Samaritan (3/4/92)
38	The Letter (3/25/92)
39	The Parking Spot (2/4/92)
40	The Keys (5/6/92)

Season 4 (92-93)
41	The Trip (1) (8/12/92)
42	The Trip (2) (8/19/92)
43	The Pitch (9/16/92)
44	The Ticket (9/16/92)
45	The Wallet (9/23/92)
46	The Watch (9/23/92)
47	The Bubble Boy (10/7/92)
48	The Cheever Letters (10/28/92)
49	The Opera (11/4/92)
50	The Virgin (11/11/92)
51	The Contest (11/18/92)
52	The Airport (11/25/92)
53	The Pick (12/16/92)
54	The Movie (1/6/93)
55	The Visa (1/27/93)
56	The Shoes (4 Feb /93)
57	The Outing (11 Feb /93)
58	The Old Man (2/18/93)

59	The Implant (2/25/93)
60	The Junior Mint (3/18/93)
61	The Smelly Car (4/15/93)
62	The Handicap Spot (5/13/93)
63	The Pilot (1) (5/20/93)
64	The Pilot (2) (5/20/93)

Season 5 (92-93)
65	The Mango (9/16/93)
66	The Puffy Shirt (9/23/93)
67	The Glasses (9/30/93)
68	The Sniffing Accountant (10/7/93)
69	The Bris (10/14/93)
70	The Lip Reader (10/28/93)
71	The Non-Fat Yogurt (11/4/93)
72	The Barber (11/11/93)
73	The Masseuse (11/18/93)
74	The Cigar Store Indian (12/9/93)
75	The Conversion (12/16/93)
76	The Stall (1/6/94)
77	The Dinner Party (2/3/94)

78	The Marine Biologist (2/10/94)
79	The Pie (2/17/94)
80	The Stand-In (2/24/94)
81	The Wife (3/17/94)
82	The Raincoats (1) (4/28/94)
83	The Raincoats (2) (4/28/94)
84	The Fire (5/5/94)
85	The Hamptons (5/12/94)
86	The Opposite (5/19/94)

Season 6 (93-94)
87	The Chaperone (9/22/94)
88	The Big Salad (9/29/94)
89	The Pledge Drive (10/6/94)
90	The Chinese Woman (10/13/94)
91	The Couch (10/27/94)
92	The Gymnast (11/3/94)
93	The Soup (11/10/94)
94	The Mom & Pop Store (11/17/94)
95	The Secretary (12/8/94)
96	The Race (12/15/94)
97	The Switch (1/5/95)
98	The Label Maker (1/19/95)
99	The Scofflaw (1/26/95)
100	Highlights of 100 (1) (2/2/95)
101	Highlights of 100 (2) (2/2/95)
102	The Beard (2/9/95)
103	The Kiss Hello (2/16/95)
104	The Doorman (2/23/95)
105	The Jimmy (3/16/95)
106	The Doodle (4/6/95)
107	The Fusilli Jerry (4/27/95)
108	The Diplomat's Club (5/4/95)
109	The Face Painter (5/11/95)
110	The Understudy (5/18/95)

Season 7 (94-95)
111	The Engagement (9/21/95)
112	The Postponement (9/28/95)
113	The Maestro (10/5/95)
114	The Wink (10/12/95)
115	The Hot Tub (10/19/95)
116	The Soup Nazi (11/2/95)
117	The Secret Code (11/9/95)
118	The Pool Guy (11/16/95)

119	The Sponge (12/7/95)
120	The Gum (12/14/95)
121	The Rye (1/4/96)
122	The Caddy (1/25/96)
123	The Seven (2/1/96)
124	The Cadillac (1) (2/8/96)
125	The Cadillac (2) (2/8/96)
126	The Shower Head (2/15/96)
127	The Doll (2/22/96)
128	The Friars Club (3/7/96)
129	The Wig Master (4/4/96)
130	The Calzone (4/25 /96)
131	The Bottle Deposit (1) (5/2/96)
132	The Bottle Deposit (2) (5/2/96)
133	The Wait Out (5/9/96)
134	The Invitations (5/16/96)

Season 8 (96-97)
135	The Foundation (9/19/96)
136	The Soul Mate (9/26/96)
137	The Bizarro Jerry (10/3/96)
138	The Little Kicks (10/10/96)
139	The Package (10/17/96)
140	The Fatigues (10/31/96)
141	The Checks (11/7/96)
142	The Chicken Roaster (11/14/96)
143	The Abstinence (11/21/96)
144	The Andrea Doria (12/19/96)
145	The Little Jerry (1/9/97)
146	The Money (1/16/97)
147	The Comeback (1/30/97)
148	The Van Buren Boys (2/6/97)
149	The Susie (2/13/97)
150	The Pothole (2/20/97)
151	The English Patient (3/13/97)
152	The Nap (4/10/97)
153	The Yada Yada (4/24/97)
154	The Millennium (5/1/97)
155	The Muffin Tops (5/8/97)
156	The Summer of George (5/15/97)

Season 9 (97-98)
157	The Butter Shave (9/25/97)
158	The Voice (10/2/97)
159	The Serenity Now (10/9/97)
160	The Blood (10/16/97)
161	The Junk Mail (10/30/97)
162	The Merv Griffin Show (11/6/97)
163	The Slicer (11/13/97)
164	The Betrayal (11/20/97)
165	The Apology (12/11/97)
166	The Strike (12/18/97)
167	The Dealership (1/8/98)
168	The Reverse Peephole (1/15/98)
169	The Cartoon (1/29/98)
170	The Strongbox (2/5/98)
171	The Wizard (2/26/98)
172	The Burning (3/19/98)
173	The Bookstore (4/9/98)
174	The Frogger (4/23/98)
175	The Maid (4/30/98)
176	The Puerto Rican Day (5/7/98)
177	The Clip Show (1) (5/7/98)
178	The Clip Show (2) (5/14/98)
179	The Finale (1) (5/14/98)
180	The Finale (2) (5/14/98)